| Dark Civilian Aakmal | |
| Titles: | Civilian, Mayor of Critta-Kalthin |
| Member of: | N/A |
| Known Weapons: | Orcs, economics |
| Resident in: | Critta-Kalthin, Barony Iximaz |
| Written by: | darklordaakmal |
Dark Civilian Aakmal is a civilian of Plort.
The Tale of Dark Civilian Aakmal[]
My king's domain was taken over by an usurper from the next kingdom. With his bad policy against orcs, (genociding them, destroying the gold mines they are forced to dig, forcing them to ballet, seriously?) and a host of bad habits that make Caligula seems a modest person, my kampung demands that we uproot and find some new lands to open. Confident that there are large swaths of Nusantara to explore, we don't expect a thunderstorm to attack our ship. A bomoh falls off his boat trying to pacify the garuda behind the storm, but only by me giving up the last of my pitis do the garuda leave. Seriously, garudas can go bandit sometimes.
After almost rioting over the lack of food, even after having to fish, we arrived at a new world we never recorded on our maps before. Lord Huinesoron take our oath of peacekeeping, and we set up a small town, Critta' (Ch-rit-ta'), where industry is to be done with the least cost to achieve best quality and highest profit. We have trouble setting up shop at first, but the ability of orcs to improvise and men to make life comfortable are most underrated. Many come to buy our textile, and soon some orcs and men begin to craft fashionwear based on the memories of our former homeland.
I myself mostly sail beyond Plort to gain extra cash, returning with curry powder, onions, and garlic to spice up our paltry dish of fishflesh and cowflesh, as my orcs call it, in wheat gruel or cooked rice. Our meals are further enriched by cottonseed and some kangkung we bring along, which as luck would have it, have already mutated before we arrive to be edible. Our greatest risk, should we be besieged, are our inability to find enough wheat and rice to stock for emergencies. Seriously, my people inhale food.
Our main source of conflict with the rest of Plort is the accusation that Dark Lord Aakmal tries to spread Glitter throughout the whole kingdom, the kangkung weed infestation, his inability to answer summons, laziness to defend the land from Marizu, and the high price of spices at my town.